How not to get laid

Posted by Unrepentant Escapist

July 17, 2009 -- 10:53 p.m.

What does a bored single girl do on a Friday night? Browse Craigslist, of course!

Here's one that made me laugh. Joking? Please?



I am a level 80 death knight, level 72 warrior, and 70 hunter looking for someone that understands me. I love RPG'S if you don't know what that is, stop reading.

My marriage did not last because my wife was too needy. She did not understand that I have hobbies and one of them happens to be playing wow! I mean if she was half as satisfying as a 25 man raid where epic gear dropped, I might have put up with her psycho craziness. And by satisfying you know what I mean, who acts like a dead fish in bed..seriously.

I am not the average "computer dork" looking person. I don't wear suspendors and have pocket protectors. I don't weigh either 95 pounds or 350, with pasty white skin that has never seen the light. Email me back if you think we might have something in common. Also, if you have your wow specs on hand that is a plus too, you know.. race, character, dps, or def if your a tank.


Needless to say, I'm not responding to this b/c my Wow character is obviously not high enough at lvl 55, and a gnome mage/night elf death knight combination? Never.

Or it could be the dead fish remark. When your post begins by badmouthing previous gfs or spouses, it brings up a big, red flag. And the "she doesn't understand I have a hobby" thing.

I've decided the solution to my dating problems is to a) become a best-selling author. b) marry a groupie. Much easier than the normal dating pattern.

So, the Wow guy's out on the market if anybody's interested. Better hurry, because Fred (who runs a lvl 69 shaman) might just take him up on his offer...


  1. Luisa Perkins said...

    Oh, that is so sad, yet so hilarious. I'm guessing that the ex was like a dead fish because death knight's bedroom skills are a level -53.

    I think your plan is a good one. I also have someone I want to set you up with. Are you up for a blind date?

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