New Weird Dream, or Chocolate is better than fake Jesus

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October 24, 2009 -- 1:06 p.m.

Okay
, this is the last time I listen to Writing Excuses before bed.

I'm at the Gathering Storm signing, and fan reaction makes Brandon Sanderson go off in a huff. All the Storm Leaders come with him, only suddenly, I'm dragged down into one of his books. All Pagemaster like.

Anyway, it turns out I'm a Princess in a land that's just been visited by Jesus. Only his twelve disciples assassinate him and use Judas Escariot as a scapegoat. Then they set up a strict religious theocracy in his name, ala Oliver Cromwell at his most puritan. I, being the rightful ruler of the land and a spoiled princess, got annoyed and didn't watch me tongue, because I'd never had to watch it before with the result that they went after me to collect my head. Oh, and also because I had accidentally killed one of them and had tried to hide my deed by chopping him up and throwing him in a garbage bag. I also locked one in a suitcase, but that was intentional.

I escaped the mildly pissed off priests through a dimensional portal and had many adventures, including a land of computer oompa-loompas and one where I became Sonic the Hedgehog, rolling through cities in the sky, etc. And one land made entirely of chocolate. I also had a battery-powered watch that gave me 30 minutes of super strength before its battery went out. Of course, I wasted three of those minutes figuring out how far I could chuck stones and yelling "Whoa, how cool is that?"

I accidentally ended up looping around to the place I had begun, my own world, where I was immediately caught by the clergy. However, when they took me up on a platform before the crowd of the world to execute me, they didn't chain me up or anything, "because I was just a wimpy girl." So I ran to the chocolate world portal and started grabbing candy and distributing it among the people.

Because chocolate had been outlawed on my world, no one had ever tasted it. They decided that chocolate was better than fake Jesus, so rose up against their oppressors and elected me queen.

There's a children's story in there, if you take out all the pieces of clergy in garbage bags, the blatant copyright infringements, and the executions.

Sometimes I can't sleep because my mind gets so full of ideas. Lately, ,my brain has been putting out big bursts of creativity, desperately trying to find something else to interest me so I'll stop making it slog through pages and pages of revision. If I had one wish, it would be that I could take the stories in my head and "magic" them onto a page, so there'd be no need for revision, no grammatical errors and no wasted ideas that have to go in the idea bin because I have no time to write them. Or no talent.

In this case, I have a wonderful first two lines for a humorous epic fantasy, ala Terry Pratchett. I'd love to write one, but while I can be funny in spurts, I don't think I could manage it through the whole book.

Here are the lines:

"Precisely three days, two minutes and forty-seven seconds before his highness, the King of the Entire World was going to die, a red-haired woman sat in a tree holding a bow and arrow.

"These two events had nothing to do with each other."

I only wish I knew where the rest of the story goes. Sigh. I wish people would pay me to invent the first lines of a book, because I have so many of them.

I think my new motto is going to be "chocolate is better than fake Jesus."

Creepy Dolls, Word Counting Prologue

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October 24, 2009 -- 2:54 a.m

I'm word-counting a chapter a day to see what my most common words are and recording them here, for fun. The word-counter isn't 100 percent accurate and it lets you exclude words like "a" and "and". You can find the counter here.

I'm being inspired to do this because I listened to an old Writing Excuses podcast which recommends writers get rid of the word "very" while trimming their stories. It's a bad modifier, much like "awesome" in my opinion, saying something while actually conveying nothing specific to the reader. How many very's did I have, I wondered. It turns out more than I thought. While most of them were in thought bubbles or dialogue and meant to add voice, some of them were not. They mostly got snipped. I wondered, what others words have infiltrated my writing? I know I use puppet/doll metaphors a lot because dolls freak me the heck out. Don't ask me why. They're just so...creepy.

So what are my 200 most common words in the Godsplay prologue are: Cien (84), Byranon (24), one (22) -- really???--Cien's (21), Eyes (19), said (19), Elenor (17), felt (17), father's (16), father (16) -- huh, surprised they're the same--king (14), sound (14), face (14), Leirmin (14), Dead (13), didn't (13), blood (12), against (11), thought (11), hand (11), hands (10)--another weird coincidence--head (10), looked (9), lips (9), away (9), throne (9), over (9), stared (9), instead (9), back (9), death (8), red (8), ears (8), never (8), dark (8), just (8), son (8), light (7), skin (7), left (7), off (7), died (7), though (7), feet (7), forehead (7), touched (7), through (7), neck (7), long (7), library (7), couldn't (7), I'm (7), again (6), stone (6), wet (6), hair (6), brothers (6), "you (6)--quotations seem to screw up the small words excluding subroutine--fell (6), Lomari (6), trembling (6), floor (6), burned (6), time (6), feel (6), turned (6), shadows (6), around (6), greasy (6)--after I saw this, I changed one of the instances to 'slimy'. Oddly, the word greasy rarely appears in the rest of my book, just in the prologue--room (6), look (6), saw (6), still (5), knew (5), people (5), hear (5), heard (5)--another weird coincidence, or something with the program?--Almone (5), nothing (5), white (5), chancellor (5), old (5), Sa'hana (5), know (5), fingers (5), whispered (5), open (5), broken (5), knees (5), air (5), life (5), god (5), quickly (5), mouth (5), together (5), Leirmin's (5), made (5), bones (5), human (5), tried (5), help (5), thin (5), wall (4), much (4), prince (4), part (4), seeing (4), tonsure (4), son's (4), keep (4), doors (4), last (4), hit (4), somehow (4), forced (4), inside (4) --hey, somehow forced inside is almost a real phrase!--king's (4), struck (4), emperor (4), falcon (4)--usually together, so no duh--body (4), hot (4), ever (4), backward (4), want (4), touch (4), hung (4), knife (4), it's (4), pressed (4), fire (4), because (4), world (4), mother (4), baby (4), bare (4)--wonder how this thing does tie-breakers, anyway? It's not alphabetical--way (4), corridor (4), laughed (4), down (4), how (4), Sathain (4), under (4), across (4), me" (4), pain (4), end (4), without (4), Nikael's (4), scream (4), love (4)--interesting contrast--wave (4), enough (4), throat (4), words (4), voice (4), stomach (4), years (4), rapier (4), lay (4), serve (3), going (3), seen (3), shouted (3), begged (3), flesh (3), beauty (3), dry (3), gone (3), ceremony (3), probably (3), come (3), rose (3), dance (3), remembered (3), next (3), arms (3), same (3), monsters (3), burning (3), shoulders (3), green (3), "do (3), sickly (3), power (3), land" (3), "Cien" (3), taking (3), boy (3), behind (3), something (3), pulled (3), watched (3), hope (3), right (3), loved (3), soft (3), he'd (3).

Phew. Anyway, what I learned from this exercise today is that I describe a lot of body parts. And that, when I'm Cien's POV/voice at least, I use the word one a lot. And greasy...

PS: I think I figured out where some of my root hatred of Arwen came from. As a young girl, Eowyn (not sure on spelling) was my favorite character. A cross-dressing princess who kills the Lord of the Nazgul? How is that not so freaking cool! Eowyn is at the root of my childhood embrace of feminism. So I was always annoyed that she didn't end up with Aragorn. Sure, the pretty elf girl gets all the guys. What about those of us who go slogging our guts out in the blood and gore of Pelennor Fields? Huh? HUH?

Tomorrow, I give my 13-year-old cousin the Dragonlance chronicles for his birthday. Do you realize it's been 25 years since Dragons of Autumn Twilight was published (at least my paperback version, anyway)? It's quite possible that the series is too dated for him to enjoy. Fantasy has evolved so much since then, and Y.A. books too, becoming much more complicated.

Speaking of which, Tuesday is the Wheel of Time spectacular!!!! YEAH!!!

Also, I will have a post on Monday about using character to build worlds and plots.

For the gamer in you

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Tales of Hoffman

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October 21, 2009 -- 10:31 a.m.

I went to see Tales of Hoffman the opera last night at BYU with my grandmother. I enjoyed the performance, I thought the actors and set design was nice. I also found it amusing because of the heavy fantasy elements. Who'd ever thought that operas would have talking robots, cyberpunk goggles, witches that steal reflections, transvestite goddesses, swordfighting and evil sorcerer-doctors?

Anyway, I just find it amused that, if the same opera had been produced today, I think it would have been pooh-poohed by the critics because of the fantasy elements. Yet another example how, if you don't call something fantasy, academics like it anyway.

I wish I understood what the opera author was getting at with "three women in one". How on earth is Stella like a mechanical doll, a courtesan, and a singer with heart problems? Does she have the singer's voice, the courtesan's beauty and the mechanical doll's...uh, mechanicalness?

Rather lighthearted for an opera, even if all three of Hoffman's loves die. That's another thing I don't like about fantasy relationships--rarely do you find a serious trouble patch. Once they fall in love, they stay in love. That's why I like Into the Woods. And why Hoffman's loves had to die instead of breaking up with him.

Terry Pratchett's new Discworld novel is out/coming out soon (see picture). It's about Discworld soccer and racism/sexism. Should be good!

Cast List!

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October 19, 2009 -- 2:10 p.m

The cast list for a pilot of George R.R. Martin's: A Crown of Fire and Ice series is up. Arya Stark is EXACTLY how I pictured her--kind of like the girl from the 'To Kill a Mockingbird' movie. Anyway, they all look good. We'll see if they can act good. (Yes, writers can use bad grammar too when we feel like it.)

I started re-watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy while I was sick (now I'm coughing up phlegm, though I don't have the flu anymore, which is good, though now I feel like Nicole Kidman from Moulin Rouge, without the blood) and I'd forgotten how awesome it is. I remember when the Fellowship of the Rings movie came out, my reception was lukewarm. I loved the beginning in the Shire but as Aragorn got introduced and went all Bruce Li on the Nazgul, I got a little discouraged, because swordfights are cool and all, but I was worried the real story--of a ordinary people who struggled with impossible temptation--would get buried under Conan-like tactics.

That's right, I am probably the only person ever who wanted to shout "Less swordfighting! More hobbits dancing!"

Admit it. The fireworks were so freaking cool.

I also hated Liv Tyler as Arwen. For some reason, it just rubbed me the wrong way. Watching it again, I still hate every scene that she was in.

I think it was her acting. While there's some really good acting (can you imagine playing Saruman and trying to say "We must join with Him, Gandalf." or " I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain!" with a straight face? The writing's fine, its just that Tolkein has been ripped off so often that the lines feel like they belong in a B-movie, even if the wizard fight scenes were very well done.) in the movies, something about Liv Tyler just felt off. Like it was too over the top, nothing understated about it. I do give her mad props for learning Elf though.

I could be I just resented the intrusion of romance in a story that was low-key on romance. I recognize that sex sells and maybe the romantic storyline drew some more interest, but I hate love stories. Usually, I resent them because they take away from a book's plot. I'm like, "step away from the woman and get back to the villain-bashing." And so many romances just have drama that, while may be like real-life, doesn't build any tension for me because you know it's going to work out. Especially the authors who the characters are completely hating each other because of a MISUNDERSTANDING. They'll talk it out eventually, you know they will, so why bother. I prefer books that keep the romance angle really minimal, or, alternatively, bring it along really slowly and gradually. Or there's some real stakes involved. I'm thinking Daenarys storyline in the Fire and Ice series, where her relationship with Khal Drogo made a big difference to the plot. As was Kahlan and Richard's relationship in the Wizard's First Rule. If we don't keep our hormones down, the hero goes braindead? Now that's a real barrier.

I would probably enjoy romance more in books if they weren't usually such a throw-away thing. It feels like the editor says, "oh, you have to put a kiss scene in chapter 11" and so, even though the characters have barely noticed each other before, they suddenly realize they are passionately in love with each other and start making out. Alternatively, there's the unrealistic romances. When you see and boy hating a girl, you know they're going to fall in love by the end of the book and live happily ever after. How many times is the hate caused by the girl behaving irrationally and then coming to her senses, warming up and letting her frigid shell melt? My least favorite cliche ever. How many times do people who hate each other in real life fall in love?

Oddly, I don't mind the romance so much in the female-centric vampire romances. I suppose because the focus on the romance allows it to develop a little more naturally. Or something. Or maybe I have lower expectations when I approach the genre. Fantasy can educate and force us to think, "what if?" But mostly, vampire romances tend to be episodic, no one learns anything, and character development is limited. There's escapism and escapism. And I enjoy it, I just don't expect great things of it. I think we should call the vampire romance genre "Trash with Teeth."

But maybe every ostracized group needs its own subclass to look down on. (Brandon Sanderson has an amusing essay on it and nerdom here). Which is why it's good to see essays like this one on the Gemmell awards. Though it leaves me scratching my head--are there any hard sci-fi only fans anymore? I thought the Lord of the Rings movies would have got everyone admitting that fantasy can be awesome.

Anyway, having meandered from my main point--while I was worried the sword and sorcery aspects and somewhat anvilicious environmental message overwhelming what I loved, now with the movies safely concluded, I can watch the first movie with joy. While I was right about the main thread being overwhelmed in some ways (COUGH Two Towers COUGH), Gollum was such a scene stealer that, if there was a war with swords and orcs going on in the aisles of the theater, I would still be watching him muttering "my precious."

I'll watch the movies, love the movies, and hum with my hands in my ears during the Liv Tyler scenes.

PS: Random sidelines: What WAS the Nobel Prize committee thinking? They get an EPIC FAIL. And isn't the Soviet Version of Winne the Pooh the cutest thing ever? If you remember the Disney movies, you don't need subtitles. I wish I had Vinni Puh on a T-shirt saying something about destroying the capitalist system. That would be so awesome.

And it doesn't look like I'm going to get my revision done in time. I realized suddenly that I do some serious mantel-rearranging, which entailed writing an entirely new chapter that's basically nothing but explanation and doing some other stuff. So I'm about halfway done now, I think. And every revision seems to add another layer of words, so it looks like we'll finish up somewhere in the neighborhood of 150,000 words. I'll just cross my fingers and hope that won't be too long for publishers to stomach from a new author.

Geek Chic (Furniture Edition!)

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October 9, 2009 -- 4:58 a.m.

Too. Awesome.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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October 9, 2009 -- 2:52 a.m.

After re-reading the Wheel of Time FAQ, I have changed my mind as to who killed Asmodean.

It was Bela.

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And probably Graendal. Although I still think it would have been cool if Mazrim Taim or his controller hired Slayer to take out Asmodean so Taim could take his place as Rand's teacher and gain his trust. And when Slayer said the Dark One himself had called on his services, well, who else but to take a Forsaken? It would have been cool, but I don't think that's what happened. And Demandred's alter-ego is, apparently according to interviews, not someone we've met on-screen yet. Which is dumb.

You know you love a world when it can invoke so much rage in its readers.

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In other news, I apparently may not patent my catchphrase "throw the back against the wall." Someone else got to it first.

Tv Tropes is a wonderfully interesting website to explore, if you haven't already. Basically it covers tropes in television, movies, literature, video and table top games. Not to criticize the tropes, but to explain them. It has some beautiful terminology and I love the comprehensive links system. From contemptible covers to growing the beard to "Not Using the Z word," this has loving references to all the tropes we know and love. You can search by trope or by book/movie/whatever to discover all sorts of interesting stuff. Great time-waster! I love it! Be warned...you can get lost in this for hours...and it is definitely not WWJS (What Would Jesus Surf?). Especially the outside links, including some to...erotic Care Bear fanfic.

Ah, Grumpy Bear. You should be ashamed of yourself.

However, as a writer, you walk away from the site a sense of depression. Because YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE TROPES. Nothing you ever do will ever be original. Ever.

I also got queasy after reading the 'unfortunate implications' page. I'm trying to do some interesting things with race in my books, but it gives me nightmares sometimes what someone reading about 'savage Dark Elvs' and the slavery of dark-skinned Lomari mages by the light-skinned humans (albeit after generations of the dark-skinned Lomari enslaving the light-skinned humans) will think after reading it. The end point of the book is that NO ONE RACE in this world is right and pure and perfect, and that its a semi-ironic take on the normal fantasy, especially of Elvs (ie, Our Elvs are better and the Noble Savage concepts). But I can see how some things can be misinterpreted.

Well, any press is good press. Right? Right?

It would be incredibly ironic if, when I write book solely on my desire to have brown-skinned female wizard protagonists (not as unique as I thought), I end up killing the same book because it accidentally comes off really racist. Well, at least she isn't a staff chick.

Ah, the overwrought conscience of a politically correct liberal.

On the plus side, I got 100 pages of revision done. The middle of my book is mostly dialogue so the pages just kind of fly by. I'm doing them over again, of course, and I'm going to try and add some more depth, and wondering whether some parts fit the rule of cool or its just me. Albeit not of the sexual and more of the bright shiny explosions variety.

So...Yeah.

I'm Stalking Brandon Sanderson in My Dreams

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October 8, 2009 -- 1:16 a.m.

I'm not a creepy person, but I do have creepy dreams. I view them as an asset. The only way I can come up with anything original is through dreams. It's hard to force my mind to go down anything but the well-worn paths of literary cliche otherwise.

Anyway, I dreamed I went to Brandon Sanderson's house to ask him about something unimportant, and I accidentally stole a copy of the new Robert Jordan book (I thought he had my copy of 'Fires of Heaven'). The cover was really weird--kind of this paisley wallpaper pattern with a burning phoenix at the bottom, but with no title/author/blurb on the front or anything. When you opened it, you found out its title was "Randiland" (not Randland) and it only had six chapters, and all of them variations of the word Rand.

When I started reading, the ink was so faded on some pages you couldn't see anything and then there were all these copy-editing marks in cursive handwriting so scribbly it was impossible to understand. When I gave the book back to Brandon, he kept asking me which signing I was coming to and refused to believe I wasn't from Salt Lake. Then he had me babysit his nudist roommates' kids.

Then we went to the mall to attend a lecture on Santa Clause, but when when we were sitting in this big Christmas-decorated lecture hall/movie theater, a 12-year-old black girl came up to me and accused me of using the "N-word" to insult her when we'd both been in elementary school, and I denied doing any such thing but Sanderson thought I was a racist and so left in a huff, except he reappeared when I was doing some sort of group therapy/conflict management thing with this black girl. And when I pointed out to her and her mother that I couldn't possibly be the same person because I was, you know, 14 years older than this child and so I couldn't have been in elementary school with her, but Sanderson told me I should apologize anyway because, since the universe is full of infinite possibilities, an alternate version of me from an alternate universe had probably done it in that universe, so clearly I had some race issues to work out.

Normally, I only share my dreams when they have something to do with writing but this one was so bizarrely entertaining...

Of course, if you don't have the context that I dream weird dreams about everything, and this was actually kind of mild for my subconscious, you probably view me as the kind of creepy person you should tell your kids to stay away from. Especially if you're Brandon Sanderson.

Oddly, it's one of a string of Brandon Sanderson/Robert Jordan book dreams. Obviously, my subconscious is terribly excited about the release. And I had been thinking before bed about what I would do if I were in control of the publicity for the Gathering Storm book tour, who would need to be approached, how to make the non-fanboy press understand the importance/significance of the events, etc. It would be a fascinating process to watch and it would give me ideas for what I would need to do on my own tour, if I ever have one.

Incidentally, its my 26th birthday today, although I refuse to admit it in public.

Plug

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October 6, 2009 -- 12:30 a.m.

I'm putting a plug out for John Brown's book, coming out next week from Tor. I met him at a couple of writer's workshop and he had some really useful things to say. In fact, I credit one of his classes with helping me figure out the ending to my book. Without him...well, who knows?

Anyway, we had a fun brainstorming session where we took an item/trope/setting/etc. and thought about all the things associated with it. And then, we came up with those things opposites. In this case, we picked Pirates. Our pirates turned out to be 12-year-old girls on a living monster ship who were very clean, very nice and weren't looking for treasure but the way to help their monster ship home.

Anyway, he's a writers of the future winner, and how can you go wrong with the title "Servant of a Dark God?"

The first few chapters are up on his website for pdf download. I haven't read them yet, but I'll probably get to them tonight.

Why I Read Fantasy

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October 4, 2009 -- 10:04 p.m.

My novel wasn’t giving me an ulcer. It was swine flu. I spent two days throwing up whenever I moved and three days recovering.

I hate it when I can’t write. It’s like a burning inside, if the words get stopped up too long. I don’t think I’ve ever been able to go a whole week, except when I’m on vacation, without writing something—articles, essays, poetry, journal entries, debate cases… It’s an addiction I am unable/unwilling to break.

So that explains why I spend so much time writing. But why do I spend so much time reading fantasy and science fiction? The obvious explanation—I have an easier time relating to fictional characters than real people my age, whose concerns seem to circle entirely around television, music and the opposite sex—I was thinking about it the other day, and I wondered if I were different than others who read the genres. Since mostly, I read fantasy, I’ll stick to that for today. Why do you read fantasy? I distilled it into the following:

1) Escapism, pure and simple. Real life is dull. You push paper. You make mistakes. But it doesn’t really affect the world that much. Nothing changes, no matter what happens. Life goes on.

Fantasy characters don’t usually spend their day struggling to get out of bed trying to figure out why it matters if they go to work today. They don’t spend their day in an office reading email. What they does actually matters. They have a unique ability to shape their worlds, and that makes me envy them and love to read them. Epic struggles of good and evil sound much more interesting than the woes of the cubicle. The fantasies where the character moves through the world and nothing changes are usually the ones that fade from memory quickly.

Some people won’t admit reading for the escapism, or try to ‘pooh pooh’ it, especially among the literary elite. I have enough of a Marxist bent (specifically, the part about how, when people are removed from their work in the process of mass production, they become less individually fulfilled—if there’s nothing physical and concrete that they can point to and say “I did that,” workers become depressed) to believe that escapism will become more and more necessary in the future.

The fact is, it’s merely the flavor of the escapism you choose: whether you escape into the lives of your TV friends, or the romance of romance, or even in non-fiction, escaping to the interesting lives of people who did move and shake the world. Ditto with literary fiction.

2) Characters: Something about the epic nature of fantasy makes for truly unforgettable characters. I can’t remember most of the people, even the so-called “great characters” that populate literary fiction, but I’ll never forget the characters in the fantasies I grew up with. I read Dragonlance for Raistlin and Tasslehoff. I read Wheel of Time for Nynaeve, Mat and the Forsaken. I read Tigana for Dianora. I read the Cycle of Fire and Ice for Daenarys and Tyrion (I would mention more favorite characters but…they all got killed off.).

That’s why my preference skews toward character-driven fantasy, and epic fantasy series in particular, because there’s so much opportunity (often admittedly squandered) for strong characters who grow and change.

It’s funny because I have three character “types” that I love seeing over and over again. And I don’t really care that I’ve seen them before, that they’ve become staples of the genre. They are: The big, baaaad wizards (male or female, though I usually prefer male depictions because female evil wizards tend to be sexualized to the point of laughter or end up being conquered/redeemed by the power of luuuuuv.); the strong female protagonists who have to FIGHT for frickin’ everything (this can go to males too, but females usually have an extra layer of difficulty in their quests, an extra layer of threat—but if stuff comes too easily, well, they’re not worth reading about); and the lovable mischief-maker/outcast who sees the world through a different, humorous perspective. And, naturally, they all have to be intelligent.

If a book doesn’t have one or more of these characters types, it’s unlikely to hold my interest. I think that’s why it took me so long to finish Lord of the Rings. The women…well, aren’t really there. The big bad wizard…isn’t a viewpoint character (they have to be POV characters so their evil justifications make sense). And the mischievous Bilbo (the birthday party is actually one of my favorite parts of the books—though I might be the only one who liked it) gets sidelined right at the beginning. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was wonderful, incredible, earthshaking… but if Sam had been “Samantha,” I probably would have finished it the first time I set out to read the trilogy, and not the third.

So is it any surprise my characters are almost exclusively evil wizards, female underdogs, and mischievous renegades with dark senses of humor? I have a hard time writing anyone else. They bore me.

3) Concept: The third thing I read fantasy for is the concept. Villains by Necessity has an interesting concept: the villains are the heroes. Tigana has an interesting concept: what’s in a name? Is it worth dying for? Robert Jordan has an interesting concept: what happens when the savior of the world is also batshit crazy?

Intrigue me, engage my intelligence. Science fiction has usually been the province of “If”, but I believe fantasy can make an equally good case at it, usually from a softer social sciences perspective. Oddly enough, my some of my favorite science fiction stories (we by the Russian, Zamyatin, Brave New World, Farienheit 451) are dystopian because I love the “what if” so much.

Escapism and thought are not mutually exclusive. In sci-fi/fantasy, they blend in a near-perfect balance, at least for this reader.

Note, none of what I said, except for the big bad wizards, involves magic. Which is why, for the first time in my life, now that I’m trying to bang out a real magic system with rules and everything, I find it so very difficult. Most of the fantasy books of my childhood skewed toward D&D classic magic. It’s there. You can use it in limited ways, usually to blow things up. You don’t need to explain it or its rules. (Aside—I wonder why, in a genre supposedly directed to nerd readership, its so often the warriors—the jocks of the Fantasy world—who direct the plotline, while wizards, the ULTIMATE nerds who actually need books for their power and are usually skinny runts—are relegated to sidekick/mentor/bad guy. I’d think you’d have a bunch of good wizards triumphing over evil warriors, not the other way around).

So trying to focus on something that matters very little to me, like magic, which I view as somewhat of a plot aid to hang the character/concept on, is very difficult. But I believe magic should have rules and stringent limitations, so it’s something I have to do. Brandon Sanderson has a rule I like: An author's ability to solve conflict with magic is DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL to how well the reader understands said magic. So, the power well-explained/detailed the magic system, the more you can do with it. Otherwise, it robs the reader of some satisfaction—oh, magic was the key to everything all along! Yay! It becomes too easy.

I’d add a corollary—as long as the bad guys can match the good guy, things are okay. It’s when a nebulous magic system or law allows a triumph that things become frustrating and the reader feels cheated—like if a good wizard faces an evil wizard and a good wizard develops a new power suddenly when the bad guy doesn’t. As long as the villain can match it, its all right by me. For example, we don’t understand Moiraine’s limitations in the Eye of the World, but we do see that the bad guys can match and overcome her, so that’s okay.

Anyway, Sanderson’s good at writing magic systems. I’m good at characterization. I’ll borrow his advice, but I’ll stick to what I do best and won’t develop my magic as fully as he has, just because I find writing and explaining all the rules incredibly tedious.

It’s actually kind of scary to me, thinking about fans who might expect me to develop a real language, with grammatical rules and everything, instead of pulling words out of the air for the First Speech that I think sound cool.

Is it natural for someone to be good at writing what they like to read? Is there anything you’ve ever been good at writing that you hate reading?